Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
