When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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