So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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