spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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