My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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