Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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