): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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