these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just want nice things and good sex
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
