She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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