Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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