I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
