Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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