great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
