is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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