...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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