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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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