i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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