road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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