they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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