When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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