Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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