that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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