what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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