Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We got so high we made milksteak
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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