Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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