i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
