Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
