Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
organizing the empties. That sober.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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