ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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