Nicole vs. Life
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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