Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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