i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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