Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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