cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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