i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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