he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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