im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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