listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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