So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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