Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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