are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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