well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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