Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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