Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
