was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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