But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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