Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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