whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
