Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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