census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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