I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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