We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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