The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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