Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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