yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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