On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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