it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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