just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize