How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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